Weasel Riding a Woodpecker 

When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.

I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.

Weasel Riding a Woodpecker by gueeessssswhoooooo March 3, 2015

woobie 

Something very precious and snuggly, like a bunny wunny or baby bankie.

I snuggled him like a woobie in bed last night.

woobie by Palmer April 22, 2004

little wooden boy 

In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.

Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*

little wooden boy by ArchDevil November 3, 2003

wooden kimono 

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.

have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.

wooden kimono by s c p May 10, 2005

wookie hymen

When an individual has yet to see any film from the Star Wars series, they continue to retain their wookie hymen.

How have you managed to retain your wookie hymen for this many years? STAR WARS IS THE GREATEST FILM SERIES OF ALL TIME! We're going to pop your wookie hymen by forcing you to watch A New Hope.

wookie hymen by revfajita January 18, 2009

Wooden computer 

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

Wooden computer by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

Wookie Yawn 

A yawn that delivers all the usual yawn sound elements with the added undercurrent of a Wookie type 'purr' or 'reverberation'.

Dougal: "Yaw-w-w-w-n"

Bels: "Wow that sounded Wookie"

Dougal: "Yep, I just yawned like a Wookie once and have done so ever since. Can't go back after a Wookie Yawn".

Wookie Yawn by Alwaysfeliz September 1, 2009