Wood

A Large Penis’d man.

Damn. You see our boy Dondre Wood? That boy got penis to go around.

by Boomerflex November 21, 2019

The Wood

Since a "woody” refers to a male erection, it is a term often used when one is referring to his own erection with a proud smile.

I really gave that girl THE WOOD last night. She could hardly control herself and really, really got into it with me.

by Panchoman December 7, 2006

Wood

A close freind. Specifically a dirty ass white boy who gropes your girlfriend, married female relatives, and you while extremely intoxicated. The next morning a Wood wakes up and claims to remember nothing after 9pm. In additon, a Wood requires an ass beating once a year. Usually this is done by a close friend.

Dude, Brad totally Wood me last night.

That guy was acting like a Wood last night!

by dmartin December 28, 2005

Wood

Gay, and/or Homo-sexual

Adam Lambert is so Wood.

by DownTheRabbitHole August 2, 2010

Wood

Something you just got from reading this definition.

"Man, those gave me some big wood." ~Your dad, on looking over his old Playboys

by Dohayecarumbadoh May 14, 2011

Wood

What George Bush offered John Kerry a cut of

. . . Need some wood? . . .

by RHS Student October 15, 2004

Wood

more of an idea or a concept than a specific definition. Wood is that which is brought, thrown, delivered, lain or otherwise conveyed to members of the female gender. Many have claimed to bring the wood, or perport to bring the wood on certain ocasions. Persons who falsely contend that they are pervayers of wood are individuals of the lowest caliber. see chotch

you bringin' the wood tonight? Its already been broughten!

by Taft Cardigan June 27, 2003