Wonky

(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.

"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"

by WonkyMcSkipper September 3, 2012

wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 16, 2005

wonny bomper

a joint made from a small rolling paper, generally for one person to smoke on their own.

go on mate, i only want a wonny bomper

by Laurent Duval October 1, 2008

Wopzy

A sport. The way to play the sport Wopzy you must be sitting down and either using the computer or talking on a mobile device

I was playing Wopzy while on the phone with my boyfriend and on facebook.

by KGIR September 9, 2010

Woozy River Rafting

Woozy river rafting is what dvbbs does at concerts

the crowd surf on a pool raft-- it's awesome

"Dude did you see dvbbs woozy river rafting? They better do that at every concert"

by woozyrider November 27, 2012

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018