Mayor Wonka

A nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.

I'm going see Mayor Wonka in the Chocolate city.

by Midda Toups January 19, 2006

wook

Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).

That wook over there has been "borrowing" my veggie burgers all weekend.

by TheOneCleanHippie May 16, 2012

Wookery

The act of wooking.

Dude #1: Man! That dreadlocked smelly guy and his malnourished dog just walked into my tent, stole my food, my weed, my beer and seems to have shat along the interior of my tent!!! I caught him in the act and he just said 'Give me some more nugs, brah..'
Dude #2: You're a victim of wookery, my friend

by Llama422 January 14, 2010

Wonk

Abbreviated form of wonky. To be misaligned, damaged, or containing multiple inaccuracies. Slang.

Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections!

by Wan Shi Tong January 29, 2020

wonky

1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.

1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."

by chemist_herbalist March 22, 2011

Wonkette

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.

Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.

by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009

wonkavator

willy wonkas "elevator" that can go not just up and down, but it can go sideways and slantways and front ways and squareways...you get the picture

charlie: "its an elevator."
willy: "uh, no. its a wonkavator"

by oogie boogie jen August 26, 2003