Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025

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Wonky

Wonky. Created early 2018 by Ding Grosby. Equivalent to odd, unique, horrible, or disgusting.

Mallory: Did you see her wonky hairstyle?!

Mamba: It's groovy.

Dingo: w...oh.

by Dingo8490 June 14, 2018

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Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011

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Wonky

Off kilter

let me sit down for a minute I'm feeling a bit wonky

by PENNY T. RATION March 20, 2023

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Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024

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