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the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011
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lindow wicker

The opposite of a window licker. Intelligent, smart,witty.
Anthony definitely isn't a lindow wicker.
by You already know me May 21, 2017
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Matthew Wickey

Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.
by Bobby bones333 December 2, 2021
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Chicken Wicker

Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.
Hey, see that guy Chris over there? He’s such a little, pussy-assed Chicken Wicker!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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The Wicker

When you sit on your left hand on outdoor wicker furniture and then masturbate with your left hand
I jacked off with the wicker
by Wicker Law May 7, 2024
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