Skip to main content

weak suck

Def 1: some one that cannot assert themselves when necessary

Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle
Ex 1: "Mark said that guy was a weak suck because he was letting his ex-girlfriend walk all over him."

Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."
by deekayCA February 4, 2010
mugGet the weak suckmug.

shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.
Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."
by ‽‽‽ December 5, 2010
mugGet the shit's weakmug.

Weak Jacket

Slang: a weak stomach; easily nauseated; easily sickened.
I was having fun at the amusement park until I went on the roller coaster; I have such a weak jacket that I threw up on the loop, and the ride had to be shut down for cleaning.
by Mazzie73 June 8, 2013
mugGet the Weak Jacketmug.

weak bitch

someone who talks shit, but only from 10 or more feet away
Dude talked a lot of shit, but from across the parking lot... he's a weak bitch
by KerryKong January 22, 2010
mugGet the weak bitchmug.

stew of weakness

An event, place or group of people characterized by its/their distinct qualities of weak sauce.
This party is a stew of weakness.
See bad sauce
by IDon'tMinceWords December 17, 2008
mugGet the stew of weaknessmug.

weak hands

A term used to describe investors who lack conviction in their stategies or haven't the means or resources to carry them out.
Weak hands end up buying at the highs, and selling at the lows. A surefire way to lose in the business of investing.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 8, 2022
mugGet the weak handsmug.

Weak-sauce

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!
by Malek Taus January 19, 2008
mugGet the Weak-saucemug.

Share this definition