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Wander

A Wander is a person who is sexist, homophobic, fatphobic, a hypocrite, and basically just an all-around scumbag created from the dregs of a cesspool from hell. Their integrity and basic human decency seemed to be existent at first, but quickly withered away.
Person 1: Bro did you hear about that guy who was revealed to be an incel?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a real Wander, isn’t he?
by junior_c September 8, 2020
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The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!
by William7 July 1, 2021
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Wander Franco

A former shortstop on the Tamba Bay Rays who is a pedo and should be in jail
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Wander Franco?
Person 2: Yeah I did, wasn't she 14?
by ubneiunmiemein December 26, 2023
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Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.
"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"
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wanderer

a new character in 3.3 in genshin impact. he also steps on you and took the wind blades from traveler. he is also a better version of scaramouche.
p1: did you get wanderer?
p2:no. qiqi ruined my whole day and now im crying
p1:"WEEEEEEEEEEEEZE"
by random genshin player December 7, 2022
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Wanderous Flower

Someone who is moving around randomly with no end goal. Usually they have a problem they need to solve, but thinks that instead of actually working to solve it. randomly wanders around hoping the answer will find them.
“He is walking in circles around the table instead of doing his work like a wanderous flower.”
by Givebill April 27, 2025
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wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.
Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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