Wall Burrito

The act of violently shoving a mattress with a person in it up against a wall. Preferably on the the top bunk of a bunk bed which creates better leverage. A wall burrito can be a form of punishment or a source of amusement. Or both at the same time. Wall burritos are common in fraternities where stupid pledges or total douchebags are served up spicy wall burritos on the reg. Also a presidential platter is the act of wall burritoing my pussy during the 2008-2009 school year when he was PC President and had his own crib.

I got woken up last night to Darsch's head smacking the wall from a wall burrito.
That fuckin wedge didnt do my laundry well enough so we wall burritoed the shit out of him.
Koehn came into the racks last night and served up some spicy wall burritos.

by chadbrochill99 November 12, 2009

wall hogging

Writing all over a person's facebook wall
Posting so that your name is the only one that appears on a person's facebook wall.

Stop wall hogging. I want to post on Kenny's wall too!

by jpkid956 February 8, 2010

wall n stall

a phrase used in MMA when a fighter presses his opponent against the cage in an attempt to grind out a decision win

damn, all rick story did against thiago alves was wall n stall his way to a decision

by senor bigfart November 22, 2011

Wall-e

By far the greatest pixar film. The best film I've seen that probably has to do with global warming.That sends a deep meaningful message.

Wall-e sends a huge message to us all it is a deep but cute movie.

Al Gore: Manbearpig.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009

Wall Welder

An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.

“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
“Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”

by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021

wall of text

A massive, and terribly formatted post or write up. Your eyes might bleed from trying to read it.

I went to read that kids post but saw it was just a wall of text and gave up.

by hoodlum0 January 3, 2009

Wall Street Journal

A fucking horseshit news source that should do suicide. It takes everything out of context and calls people anti-semitic even though no body actually cares so they're just trying to get more $ because they know nobody actually reads their shit newspaper. Only dumbass hypofritz work there because no one else is dumb enough to stoop to their level.

"I work at wall street journal," said Alfred Chokesondick, a very retarded an unreliable journalist.
"Fuck you. Tell satan I said hi when you go back from where you came from," responded smart person that knows Wall Street Journal sucks donkey balls.

by Where the frogs February 25, 2017