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burritoed 

Taking everything out of a backpack, flipping it inside out, putting the books back, and then zipping it back up. Usually done when a friend goes to the restroom during class or leaves their backpack while they go to buy food. This can also be done by stuffing the backpack into the small pouch it has in the front and zipping it up.
We burritoed Marla's backpack before she got back from the restroom.
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burritoed 

The skill of being a dumbass and smarting off to a kid eating a chili and cheese burrito, then having the kid throw that burrito at you and having it explode on your back and go all over you and your truck.

Getting hit by a burrito.
Brandon got burritoed by the kids in the probe cause he pissed them off.

He crow-hopped for extra power as he burritoed Brandon.
burritoed by burritoed December 2, 2005

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

Squeeze the burrito

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

3am burrito challenge

You guys wanna come over on Friday to do the 3am burrito challenge?

burrito test 

A test used to find out if a particular facility is an institution. Used primarily by disability advocates.

If you can't get up at 3 am and microwave yourself a burrito, it is one.

For clarification, the question is about being allowed to do this if you choose to do so, not about wheather or not this is something you'd want to do.

It's about wheather you have the freedom to control when you eat and make other basic decisions about yourself and your actions that free human beings over the age of like 8 are generally considered to have as natural rights.
Most group homes don't pass the burrito test.
burrito test by The TCC April 22, 2020