wake

The viewing of a dead body before the funeral.

It was good to go to the Notorious B.I.G.'s wake before they cremated his body.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Wake Forest pledge night

A longstanding tradition at Wake Forest University after the acceptance of boys and girls' rush process during which a convention center is rented out for the purposes of allowing the new pledges to osculate while heavily inebriated. The event usually lasts for several hours, with many of the girls receiving well over one hundred kisses. It is tradition after each kiss to provide proof of the act, either by signing a book or tallying on a part of the girl's body.

After Wake Forest pledge night, half of the student body suffered a pandemic of mono.

by Dangerous D and Speed Racer October 22, 2008

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 7, 2011

wakeboard

The equivalent of a snowboard to be used on the water. The rider is holding onto a rope and led by a boat. The rider may jump off of the wake of the boat.

I went wakeboarding

by j00b November 26, 2003

Wake n' Fap

When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.

*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.

by Spinewhip October 29, 2009

Shakey Wakey

A Jewel in the crown of yorkshire, The city of Wakefield adds a whole new meaning to the phrase: "a typical night out", anything could happen. You could get attacked, have your first homosexual experience or even get together with your own sister/brother. Welcome to Wakefield, the nightlife is... interesting.

typical Saturday workplace conversation...

Person 1: "I'm off out round shakey wakey tonight"
Person 2: "what, through choice?"

by Grubba December 15, 2008

wakewalking

Dreaming while not being aware that you are dreaming. The opposite of lucid dreaming.

Most people are busy sleepwalking through their lives and wakewalking through their dreams.

by nocturnal May 25, 2006