Voldemort

Voldemort / He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named / Tom Riddle / Moldy Voldy is this dude who is after Harry Potter cuz when he (Voldemort), tried to Avada Kedavra Harry, the spell bounced back and instead hit Voldemort. Now Voldemort is out to get Harry and destroy him.

(The dude in the gif is Voldemort before he hade no nose)

"Voldemort"

"SAY HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED'

by (: ɯoɯ ɹn January 13, 2023

Voldemort

Voldemort-Noun
1)The best wizard ever.

Voldemort is great.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

Voldemorse

Adjective:
Someone who has done something so deplorable that the only way to describe would be to compare it to Voldemort with Ebola.

Kayden just got back from the baby kicking festival. What a Voldemorse lad!

by Lemon Operator May 29, 2023

The Voldemort

You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.

Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"

by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018

The Voldemort

A sexual act involving two to three persons where one person is sitting on an elevated surface, resting their legs on the second person's shoulders. The second person has the back of their head facing the other persons groin. As we know, Professor Quirrell has a face on both the front and the back of the head. With this in mind, this act would involve "The Voldemort" sucking the genitalia of the partner with the back of their head. The third person is optional of course, since their are two faces means twice the fun!

Man I am just SOOOOO horny I just feel like sucking two dicks at once. Unfortunately for me, my mouth isn't big enough to fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into one mouth. I have an idea! Let's do The Voldemort! That way I can fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into two mouths!

by Kinda an idiot December 13, 2022

Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

Pulling a Voldemort

Pulling a Voldemort can be defined as being fucked over (by a girl named Sydney) on more than one occasion and being cheated on for someone less attractive than you. The one who pulls the Voldemort then proceeds to downgrade so severely that they rot into a state of "less than dogshit" importance.

She was caught Pulling a Voldemort and he ended up dating this 10/10 chick. Score!

by MephyPheles June 20, 2014