Crusty Volcano

A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.

Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!

by Dicks McCockmaster October 20, 2007

flesh volcano

After anal sex, a large penis and or object is pulled out of an asshole causing ones butthole to turn inside out and spewing poop everywhere like an angry volcano.

Damn man, my couch is ruined after I pulled my Wiener and car keys out of her butthole and that FLESH VOLCANO erupted.

by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017

volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano

For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis

by Abooooooi November 12, 2017

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 January 19, 2012

Underwater Volcano

First, one must conduct the steps necessary to make the Alaskan pipeline viable (shit in a condom, freeze it).

The Underwater Volcano is when a female voraciously pleasures herself with an Alaskan Pipeline whilst in the bathtub and on her period.

Created by A. UoS 2015.

Dan: Hey Mary, fancy fucking later?

Mary: Sorry Dan, I'm on my period! I think I'll just give the Underwater Volcano a try tonight

Dan: No problem, I've heard the Underwater Volcano is a fantastic experience, enjoy!

by ACL1380138 February 03, 2016

Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

Chocolate volcano

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.

I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.

by Kmach17 January 15, 2017