An insensitive, unintelligent, close-minded, insecure boy of legal age who gets his jollies being cruel to other people in order to cover his own inadequacies both imagined and real.
by Arsemonkey August 22, 2003
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It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.
The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.
The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"
Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"
Private: "Should I call the medics?"
Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"
Private: "Should I call the medics?"
Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
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Helping a dopeless hope fiend in need; a visit from a friend in which one "smokes up" the other when they are out of weed...
Jarrett: Dude, you got any weed?
Gobi: Nah, dude....
Lets head down the hall to Woody's for a ganjagal visit!
Gobi: Nah, dude....
Lets head down the hall to Woody's for a ganjagal visit!
by Dumbella November 9, 2006
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But if you go deeper in the lyrics, you face some parallels with politics and New World Order theory.
But if you go deeper in the lyrics, you face some parallels with politics and New World Order theory.
I had a dream, when I was young, a dream of sweet illusion, a glimpse of hope and unity, and visions of one sweet union
One world, one vision!
One world, one vision!
by devinelaw August 3, 2008
Get the one vision mug.Because of the moving conveyor belt graphic display in the video game Guitar Hero, playing it for any real length of time will result of a vision distortion known as "Hero Vision."
You really have to experience it to understand it, but basically it makes things stretch out.
Hero Vision is not exclusive to the Guitar Hero series, and can be induced by any game like it, such as the Rockband series.
You really have to experience it to understand it, but basically it makes things stretch out.
Hero Vision is not exclusive to the Guitar Hero series, and can be induced by any game like it, such as the Rockband series.
by Trevor Belmont December 28, 2008
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