Vargo

To unintentionally cock block yourself via words, actions, or plain stupidity. You not only impede your sexual desires, but most likely block the cocks of anyone in the vicinity, especially those in your group of friends.

"Dude, Paul was doing great work with that chick until he showed her his best impersonation of Gary Coleman and Vargo'd himself for the rest of the night."

"Man, if Paul Vargo's me one more time in front of a group of girls, I may have to beat his ass."

by The Dizzy D June 15, 2009

The Verge

A South African teen fap-material television show which masquerades as a gaming news, preview and review show.

A typical episode will include videos pulled from Youtube, which everybody has likely already seen, reviews done by people who have never even played games before, texts that looks as if they were written by five year olds running across the bottom of the screen and presenters dressed up like typical attention whores.

Aside from insulting any viewer's intelligence, the show has also been known to insult its audience by sending models who have never touched any games in their lives to cover gaming expos at which they insult the attendees by casting assumptions as to their sexual orientation and likening them to Uruk'Hai.

'Hey my brudda, did you see the review for Amalur on dat show The Verge last night?'

'Dey review gamezzz? I thought it was a show about hot gurlzzz.'

by Zoompaloompa May 4, 2012

Verbosity

adj.
Verbal diarrhea. A person exhibiting verbosity does not know when to shut up.

Sue talks WAY too much. Her verbosity astounds me. She's the queen of the TMI.

by Boomerang4 May 15, 2006

Verge

To do a "Verge" comes from the late 2018 "Tutorial Video" on how to build your own gaming computer (PC), made by the publisher "The Verge" on Youtube. The video featured a complete non-tech person trying to build a computer, all while manhandling and damaging most of the components throughout the build process. Essentially doing massive mistakes that could or will render the hardware broken.

I tried to upgrade the graphics card in my computer, but I think I did a Verge because now it won't start"

by XaeroTheHero October 23, 2019

Verbose

You know that bitch who tries to sound smart by using big words? She probably said verbose and now you’re reading this. She is verbose. Verbose means annoying.

Man 1: You know that annoying chic that uses big words?

Man 2: Yeah, she’s so verbose.

by FiveDux8805 January 15, 2020

cara verga

Spanish slang meaning "Dick Face"

I hate Jeremy, that cara verga.

by Logzbaker June 5, 2016

Verga

Instrument that makes gringas and european women want to visit south and central america, and Spain

-Look, that gringa wants some verga. She's flying to Colombia next week.

-That gringa really knows how to suck my verga. She did a goo job last night.

-That gringa over there is such a slut that she can now take two vergas at the same time without ripping her pussy

by Chúpame_la_verga! April 16, 2009