tuck the junk

-Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees
-Looks like you're going to have to Tuck the Junk
-Man, I shoulda wore my boxers...

tuck the junk by Basco March 18, 2004

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tuck under

The uncomfortable condition of having your balls and sometimes penis tucked under your inos. Often caused by poorly designed seats.

The seats at the MCC computer lab always give me a bad case of tuck under.

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adjusting your boner into the belt of your trousers to hide it from bypassers.

In high school ryan had a boner in the hallway because elly talked to him so he had to tuck and brim.

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The practice of tucking your erection up into your waistband when in public in order to avoid detection.

I couldn't help but get hard while watching the Miami Heat dancers gyrate at the game last night, so I had to go into tuck mode to hide my boner.

Tuck Mode by IanF. August 30, 2013

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How English-speaking immigrant hears Swedish phrase “tack så mycket” (“thank you very much”)

- You speak Swedish well!
- Tuck saw me cat!

tuck saw me cat by twrtwd November 17, 2019

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Name of a twitch streamers fans referencing tucking his penis to make it bigger

You watch that fag? Didn’t know you were in the tuck squad!

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