Trumpee 

The sexual practice of watching prostitutes urinating on each other.

The highlight of his trip to Russia was a Trumpee.

Trumpee by Danny 234561 July 17, 2018

Trumpenfreude 

a feeling of pleasure at the bad things that happen to people who hate Trump

I should have felt sorry for Speaker Pelosi’s sudden onset of Tourette’s Syndrome during the president’s State of the Union address but I was instead overcome with Trumpenfreude.

Trumpenfreude by Freethinker62 February 7, 2019

tit trumpeteer 

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

tit trumpeteer by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

trumpeteering by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

Trumppence

A diminutive amount of British money.

Don't worry, that dirty rag only cost a trumppence.

Trumppence by SkunkWorm July 15, 2016

trumpeter

Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.

John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.

trumpeter by a trumpeter July 27, 2007

trumpenis 

a small, ugly, limp penis that cannot satisfy a women or a man

Betty: Johnny acts like such an arrogant ass and always bragging

Joan: Yeah I heard from Rhonda who slept with him that he has trumpenis
Betty: Oh that explains it

trumpenis by yugeguy February 2, 2017