treepost

a person who decideds to call u a ho ho ho near christmas and u call them a fag fag fag, and so u say go fuck a treepost.

guy "Hey u ur a ho ho ho!"
girl"Yeah, well ur a fag fag fag!"
girl "So go fuck a treepost!"
guy "Oh yea, but i did that yesterday!"
girl " OMG!"

by shcjkf March 31, 2008

Treehouse

When a woman rides on top of a man during sexual intercourse. Similar to the tried and true cowgirl method. Except the woman is situated in a crouching position.

Hey babe, wanna do the treehouse?

by Max I. Padman November 14, 2011

Treesome

A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) members of the orgy are related (part of the same family tree).

Becca had a treesome with the Bailey cousins.

by Nutwrap October 20, 2008

officer treebody'd

when you get searchd by a cop , and he finds everything in your pocket but your weed, then the cop decideds to search you again because your friend has had somthing found in there pocket, you get screwd over outa the weed you were sure you could go home and gloat about. and the officer gets to smoke ur trees and get 'officer treebody'd while you wonder how your gonna spill the beans to ur parents about how you got a possesion of a controlled substance charge.

I was shure that I was gonna be hitting the bong later until officer treebody came along and ruind my day. hes probably munchin on donuts right now that was some good kush hes probably so officer treebody'd .

by levi loves apples November 2, 2011

threeconomics

the idea that you can get three sandwiches for three dollars from Wendy's

"Hey man, I totally need three sandwiches for three dollars"

"Dude! Just use threeconomics!"

by j.e.b.93 May 29, 2009

Treemonkey

A Whoopi Goldberg-inspired name for farting.

Person 1: "Treemonkey!!"

Person 2: "What, again?? Gosh, what have you been eating? Raw fish? That stinks to high heaven!!"

Person 1: "Just sharing the love, brother."

Person 2: "Yeah, the love that only rotten eggs can impart - ugh, what a stench!!"

by trampolini April 26, 2011

treeola

Treeola is a word derived from the words "three holer" and describes a female who is inclined to receive sexual penetration vaginally, anally and orally. Origin likely to be Australian profanity. Spelling may vary (Triola, Threeola)

"Had a great time with Shiela last night, she's a genuine Treeola"

by Clitlicker John January 1, 2009