dick touching contest

A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.

We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.

by thisispointless0 May 5, 2011

ledge touching

When you accidentally send a seductive text to a school group chat and have to cover up your bad actions.

Does it make you nervous when I touch your ledge.

Ledge touching

by Amy2155 April 24, 2017

Gut Touching

Getting dick down so good feels as of one internal organs are rearranging

Its rainning the good gut touching weather

by BigBill1025 July 18, 2018

funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.

Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!

by bikergang420 April 23, 2019

Soul Touching

Idk Aditi said it

Ep 20 is a good one, very soul touching.

by mdzdmr August 24, 2021

Pre-Marital Touching

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020

My Shit Touching

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.

Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.

by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022