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nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014
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Dirty Bun Topper

The act of ejaculating into a woman, inserting a hot dog into the vagina, putting the hot on a bun, and forcing the woman to eat it.
I was hangin' out with my gal pal yesterday and she said she was hungry, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Bun Topper.
by Brody the Rapist December 1, 2023
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timmy topper

Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.
Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.
by Ohan33 November 12, 2015
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Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home
That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.
by frandern August 31, 2010
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bull-dyke mc topper

A bull dyke vehicle with a topper. These vehicles may include subaru, toyota's, s-10's ect.
"Oh look at Susie with her golden retriever in her toyota"
"Oh gosh, susie is such a bull-dyke mc topper."
by J Moss April 25, 2008
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short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021
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