Took it like a bitch!

When someone does something to piss somebody off but that person doesn't do anything back. Thus, taking it like a bitch.

Tom: Brad punched Ryan in the balls!
John: What did Ryan do to get back at him?
Tom: Nothing. He just took it like a bitch!

by Hare1MH August 20, 2009

Took from the Furnace

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.

Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

Tookie

Slang term for k2, the fake weed

Smoking tookie can put holes in your brain and kill you.

by Bonody April 20, 2017

I took an arrow to the knee

Catch phrase from the game 'The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim' in which the guards have a repeating phrase throughout the game. Sparked an internet meme, including much fan art and responses from other existing memes.

'I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

by Arswaw December 15, 2011

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

got took!

to get beat down or taken out by someone.

Oh my gosh Mike Tyson got took!

Wow! Doctor Octopus got took by SpiderMan!

by cser2 October 22, 2009

The Poop That Took A Pee

A book from the hit show South Park, written by Leopald Butters Stotch. It is supposed to be raunchy and disguisting as Butters said. It might have been, according to some people on South Park who read it, but it had another thought. An ugly lady was encouraged to kill the Kardashian sisters after reading that book, making the book banned.

Leopald Butters Stotch wrote "The Poop That Took A Pee, " which encouraged a lady to kill the Kardashian sisters, which got the book banned, along with Scrotie Mcboogerballs, which Butters lied about writting after his friends Cartman, Kyle, Kenney, and Stan wrote, but then made Butters believe he wrote it, and then he took credit, and then got it banned with his other book.

by MrMeatwad33 August 1, 2010