Tired Girl

(Noun) - A girl who works a full-time job, cares for her family, and has a hard time sleeping. A girl who gets dressed up and people still ask her if she is tired. She will sometimes have anxiety and be a little emotional.

She will always answer the question, "How are you?" with "Tired, but good".

"When I was a kid I was told I could go anywhere, be anyone, and do anything. I honestly just want to go back to bed, cause I am a tired girl."

Tired Girl by SheThinksShesFunny July 19, 2018

tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

tired eyes of a shrew by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

Tired as the day

Its when you are extremely tired, typically occurs after pulling an all nighter.

Man i shouldnt have stayed up all night, I am as tired as the day.

Tired as the day by ucourt January 30, 2012

Tired high 

When you've been up for too long and you lose your shit, consists of long periods of uncontrollable laughter. Followed by gasps for breath.

(3:00 A.M.)
>Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH..... (two minutes later)
>Minh: What's wrong with you!?
>Kevin: Nothing, I'm just tired high man

Tired high by SadWhaleDeepInOcean August 5, 2012

tired of your bullshit 

When u know the other person is lying or telling you some lies u know are not true, known as bullshit

-She's just a friend, I promise
-Pls stop I am too tired of your bullshit.

He keeps sucking dicks but claims not to be gay. I'm 2 tired of his bullshit tbh

tired of your bullshit by Memeoxdxd January 3, 2016

Tired Pigeon 

When your penis is in need of a quick kid ( Resulting into coitus with no condom )

I need to release my tired pigeon really quick.

Tired Pigeon by 234kys May 25, 2018

tired ole road cooze 

biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.

Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.

Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.

tired ole road cooze by DR61009001 August 2, 2008