The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.
Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man
Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man
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1. When a thought or idea is lost or forgotten while entering the mind of a human being by a sudden change in the environment. (Most commonly occurring to stoners.)
2. An act to purposely prevent a human being to continue his thought process.
2. An act to purposely prevent a human being to continue his thought process.
1. I'm totally baked right now typing up this definition of 'Thought Block" and I
2. Friend 1: Man, I just tripped out these two stoners and they forgot where they were going!
Friend 2: Aw, you just though blocked them? You're a dick.
2. Friend 1: Man, I just tripped out these two stoners and they forgot where they were going!
Friend 2: Aw, you just though blocked them? You're a dick.
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me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.
friend: go for it bro.
me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!
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me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.
friend: go for it bro.
me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!
actual true story
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Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.
Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.
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