twisted

Intoxication from drugs.

Raoul Duke: "Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people."

by Audiogon June 19, 2011

Twisted up

To be high as fuck and drunk as hell. The result of lots of weed and liquor. The only way to really get down.

Got damn, I'm all twisted up.

by ASU Mutant October 17, 2011

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Twisted Cock

When a man gets his penis twisted around 360 degrees and it actually rips the skin around the shaft

what the fuck Elane you gave me a twisted cock

by gunthr53 January 14, 2009

twisted butthole

The result of a finger twisting in or around your butthole.

"There was a bit of anal swelling after the night of the twisted butthole!"

by FigNewman13 October 17, 2009

Twisted

A. Extremely intoxicated
B. The rolling of a joint, blunt, or cigarette
C. To have ill-advised ideas or misconceptions
D. The act of victimizing an individual
E. Referring to the braiding of hair

Often interchangeable with Fucked Up

A. "I wast twisted last night!"

B. "I twisted 2 packs of blunts!"

C. "This fool had shit strait twisted, trying to walk away with my blunt!"

D. "He was bout to get his ass twisted, for real!"

E. "I went to the barber shop and got my hair twisted up this morning!"

by JGSR December 15, 2007

Twisted

high and plasteredat the same time.

Nobody at the party got twisted even though they said they were.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007