dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

Rose Lace Noose

The up and coming superstar boy band with a roster that consists of its lead vocalist Xavi, it's percussion specialist Jam-il, Lead dancer, Jordy D, Guitarist, Davi, and Backup vocalist RayRay

OMG DID YOU HEAR ROSE LACE NOOSE IS PERFORMING IN CAMDEN, NJ, WE ARE LIKE SO IN THERE

by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024

Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Noose

NOOSE - National Office of Security Enforcement. The swat team from the video game GTA 5.

I hate noose so much. They always get in my way when I’m doing missions.

by Nelson16hockey December 17, 2020

noose neck

A term used for a man who has a lot of kids and wears the same clothes a lot.

Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.

by Red Bull Slushie January 31, 2023