dirty snorkel

A sexual act where the giver licks the receivers bumhole whilst vigorously tugging on his penis, giving the appearance of someone cleaning their snorkel

Gemma couldn't wait to clean Simons dirty snorkel after the enchantment under the sea ball

by cleaveland steamboat October 26, 2015

Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

corked snorkel

A Corked Snorkel is when oral sex is performed on a male, and he proceeds to insert his fingers in her nostrils until she panics for air.

I thought that a girl was getting choked out in the bathroom, turns out she was just enjoying a corked snorkel.

by d bagz August 15, 2014

snorkel snirkel

Something that some people say, and when I say some people I mean me, a sad piece of garbage.

Human: Hey, what are your plans for this weekend?
Me: Snorkel Snirkel
Person: Ew gross

by kali-jupiter June 25, 2018

Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

Flesh Snorkel

Flesh Snorkel is another name for a penis. It is referred to in this manner due to a male's penis diving into a female's moistened meat clam, thereby snorkeling.

"Man she was so ready, her nanner curtains were so moist that I rammed my flesh snorkel right in!"

by Genjio August 17, 2015

Turtle snorkel

Plastic straws

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard

by Eat420 October 15, 2019