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Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010
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shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.
I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.
by ChipScar July 23, 2010
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Icky Mitt

When after having sex with a Female or Male partner, you ejaculate onto your hand and commence to slap your partner around the face.
"so how come you and Sarah split up?"

"she freaked out when I gave her a Icky Mitt last week"

"Dude, you'd only been going out for two weeks!"
by Mr.Toasty May 28, 2012
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Commit to the Mitt

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."
by Jbb223 January 1, 2014
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slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.
Christine Silver.... face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL
by SPY PLANE PILOT ESQUIRE January 19, 2010
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flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.
by john_caaarl March 18, 2016
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