Cum is thicker than water

When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"

Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.

by Shojonen November 12, 2010

Thickness

A woman that has a natural rack and juicy thighs.

Hey thickness I need you to pick me up from the airport.

Beyonce, Ashanti, Serena Williams.....

by Mike Mainard January 6, 2005

Thick

A word used to describe the sexiness and width of a hotassfuk females hips.

Marty: Hey Darell, check that chick out.
Darell: Damn. She thick

by StevanoD April 17, 2019

thickier

When a mixed drink has more density than usual.

My margarita is thickier than the last one.

by brydiggy March 22, 2009

Thick Math Buddy

When you have syphilis and can't control you're urge to go to the school bathroom and beat off to a math buddy that is thick.

I can't live without my thick math buddy.

by Joe Namath January 30, 2019

Thick Second

A better version of minute.

Greg: Come on, we're all waiting on you.
Tom: Ok, be down in a thick second.

by RazzleDazzleDoge November 18, 2019

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

by Terrum December 19, 2019