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testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.
Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.
by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020
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testicruise

When you're getting teabagged and you motorboat his testicles

When you are teabagging someone and they motorboat your testicles
So, I was teabagging Toni last night, and she took me on a testicruise!
by AssChief January 30, 2023
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Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
by Third Testicle August 3, 2009
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Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.
When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.
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turd testicle

When you take a shit and it doesn't come all the way out so it just dangles like a testicle.
Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!

Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?

Bro 1: Yeee maan...
by jenny56868 August 13, 2011
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squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.
I love my man, he always has squid testicles
by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016
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