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teenslang.com

A website referred to in episode 18 of season 4 of the cancelled sitcom George Lopez. It is suggested to be a website much like urbandictionary.com, but if you go to such an address now, it takes you to a explicit webcam site.
George: "Carmen, you promised us you weren't gonna have sex!"

Carmen: "Dad, I was doing Jason's laundry!"

George (to Angie): "When we go home, we're gonna go to teenslang.com and find out what the hell this term 'doing laundry' means."
by GuyWhoDoesLaundry;) November 4, 2012
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tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.
So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away
by doc rich September 22, 2015
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TensionCrisis

"Hi my name is TensionCrisis"
"Hi my name is also TensionCrisis"
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s'tensions

a shortened version of the word "Extensions"
Mrs. O'Brian we need some serious S'tensions on our projects

she said no...
by LIberaloo September 14, 2007
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Dynamic tension

The Epic Muscle Building and Strength Gain method used by Charles Atlas and Talked about in Harry Wong`s book "Dynamic Strength".By tensing your muscles and making them oppose each other you are able to gain strength through self-resistance.The hard you tense the better your muscles will improve.
Did some dynamic tension instead of going to the gym

Harry wong`s book Dynamic Strength well help you gain strength like someone Stink when covered in dog crap
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no tenshu

Slang for "no tension". In other words, "chill", or "take it easy". Stuff like that! Has its origins in New Horizon Public School in Bangalore (India), sometime in the late 90s/early 2000s.
Guy 1: Dude, this code is too complicated!
Guy 2: No tenshu, dude. I'll fix it.
by notenshu November 25, 2016
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drip teensy

A literal menace to society. A goat also. Very hot and drippy.
Wow! Look at drip teensy! (said every girl)
by goatifieda April 24, 2021
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