Toss your cookies

When you throw up. point,blank,period

If your getting ready to toss your cookies then you should go to the bathroom.

by ThatsWhatWentDown February 23, 2012

tess

the coolest living person on the planet.
wow she is so bacon

"i love tess, shes so sick"

by tess.. duh October 27, 2008

Tessah

The bestestes most beautifulest wonderfulest girl in the world. her beauty is unmatched by anyone. she shines like a diamond in the sun, she is everything that you will never have, she has the body of a godess and a smile that could kill jews i love her unconditionally with all my heart!!!!!!!!!!

damn i wish i was Tessah!

by Kasey spencer July 28, 2010

toss toy

A petite female, one that is easily moved and place in position during sex

I can't hook up with any more fat bitches, I need to find myself a toss toy!

by #2 stunna January 25, 2008

Toss it up

To fuck.

2pac's song "Toss It Up." If you just listen to the lyrics you'll know for sure exactly what he means when he says "Toss It Up." It could mean to throw up your set, but only if used in a different way.

by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010

Tessa

;)Tessa can be very flirty and fun to be around. She's cool to hang around. Also fits in with any group. Always true to her close friends and will never leave them hanging. You can always count on Tessa! She likes to laugh and can seem obnoxious at times, but that's why we love her! <3

That crazy Tessa!

by Friends:)666666 July 20, 2011

Toss the mop

1) When one finds petty amusement in the pointless destruction of mundane objects, typically while intoxicated.

2) Drunkenly engaging in an act of absurd recklessness in order to progress and amplify the recreational activities of the night.

Variations:

"Mop tosser" - one who destroys things while intoxicated
"Mop toss" - an event in which many objects are destroyed. Similar to a "shit show"

"Yo bro, me and Keith got hammered Wednesday and thought it was a good idea to toss the mop. Campus po almost caught us, but we ducked into 7-11 to grab some teriyaki jerky.

by Mister Mess January 28, 2010