legal tender

money that is legally valid for the payment of debts and that must be accepted for that purpose when offered

you go to the store and try to pay for something with pennies and the store turns u down well they must accept that payment say hey u must take it that is the legal tender law

by ddddd July 24, 2008

Tenders

A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.

-Are you alright?
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!

by Nobli April 7, 2013

turd tenderizer

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!

by sbo March 17, 2011

Chicken Tenders

A virgin's favorite food.

Mommy get me more chicken tenders REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.

I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!

by CJ Banks August 20, 2007

load tender

204 - Motor Carrier Load Tender
This transaction set is sent to carriers to offer (tender) a shipment to a full load (truckload) motor carrier including detailed scheduling, equipment requirements, commodities, and shipping instructions pertinent to a load tender
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Excrement on a bed sheet given to a parent by a child

Mommy I took off my diaper and went # 2, here is my sheet. I am tendering you my load, this is the load tender.

by dover the pooper October 22, 2009

tadder hog

a loose women: skeezer, swamp donky, slut, whore when drunk.

Man that girl is the biggest tadder hog, she'll rump anyone.

by justin c. October 21, 2003