Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

by ic800m May 1, 2016

swaddlebum

The act of swaddling a baby's bottom

Come on Todd, I need you to swaddlebum the baby.

by Krankykrew September 12, 2017

Squddle

A squash-like cuddle. Lay on top of another's back , giving an affectionate yet weighty cuddle.

He was lay on his front and she climbed on top of his back, giving him a squddle.

by EJH14 September 19, 2017

swaddleable

very easy to swaddle or cuddle

brain: you’re just so petite and swaddleable

by communismISlying April 13, 2018

Swaddle

How a confident duck walks.

Scrooge McDuck swaddled into the bank

by Laytrium December 25, 2018

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019

Swaddlebagging

When a woman is on her period and pulls her tampon out for one reason or another and then decides to replace the bloody used tampon back into her still bleeding vagina.

Joshua:"I heard that bitch Trishan is so fat & cheap she swaddlebags her tampons."

Lace: "That's gross, dumb swaddlebagging bitch."

by Xxxvidioking September 14, 2019