Swedish cigar

When you fuck a girl in the ass without a condom, and right before you come you stick it in her mouth.

Damn, I gave Janine a Swedish cigar to smoke last night.

by ihavetocomeupwithastupidname? March 12, 2010

swedencide

Willfully destroying your own country and culture in a vain attempt to show how open-minded and tolerant you are towards foreigners who are diametrically opposed to everything your country stands for and who frequently commit violent crime against your nation's citizens, such as rape and gangbanging.

The fast track to Swedencide is to indoctrinate the people and poison their minds with white guilt and other cancerous ultra-liberal views that do nothing but convince white people that they are inherently evil for literally no other reason than the color of their skin, and that they must atone for this grievous crime against humanity.

"I heard Canada is punishing white women who are reporting it to the police when a Muslim refugee rapes them. Canada must be trying to commit Swedencide like their autistic cousin across the Atlantic."

by nibris March 2, 2017

Swedish Flamethrower

When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.

John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.

by r3c0n p07aTo March 20, 2010

Sweden, Maine

A town in the middle of no-where Maine that no one knows where it is.

Guy 1 "I live in Sweden, Maine"
Guy 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Guy 1 "Next to Bridgton"
Guy 2 "Ohhh!"

by qazxswertyui December 25, 2010

swedger

ecky

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Swedish fail

An un-successful and often ridiculous attempt to use Swedish vernacular in American culture.

Swede: i just bought a pair of finger gloves
American: no those are just gloves, what do you call mittens?
Swede: thumb gloves
American: Swedish Fail!

by rexted April 17, 2014

dumb swede

Reference to the John Candy movie "Summer Rental". When a person asks a dumb question or does something dumb, they are being a dumb swede.

Person 1: Oh no, I rounded off the head of this screw.

Rich: Righty tighty lefty loosey you dumb swede!!

by bluesurf1981 June 18, 2007