Swapping data

To exchange genetic material/DNA with another, typically in the form of bodily fluids through an erotic act.

Sorry I didn't get you back bruh, was swapping data with that THOT.

by lexemes_and_memes September 21, 2018

Ubisoft-Swap

When a company (or really anybody) does a Massive Bait-and-Switch where they show you something that Looks amazing with great graphics and features, and then you buy it, thinking it would be like that, and the product was Downgraded, streamlined, and is Nothing like they promised upon release. Fallout 76 is a great example, as well as Watchdogs and Many Ubisoft titles with graphics-downgrade scandals. Thus, the Ubisoft-Swap is when a product that was shown to you is significantly changed, most often Reduced in quality the day they sell it to you.

Gamer 1: "dude did you see that Watchdogs E3 demo with all the amazing weather and lighting effects? That looks amazing!"
Gamer 2: "That's an Ubisoft-Swap man. There's no way it will look like that and don't buy it before you compare it."
Release: See Gamer 2 response.

FO76: "It will have all New weather, lighting, and landscape Technology."
Release: "Well, we didn't 'lie.' it is all New, right? It's a New game, so we didn't 'lie' to you."
Sane Gamers (99%): "Are you serious? We were Betrayed and Ubisoft-Swapped!"

Anthem E3 Demo: "WOAH! This looks amazing! amazing weather, graphics, guns, gameplay, So Many things that are like Cool!!"
Release: "WTH is this? I've been Ubisoft-Swapped!"

by MCPKG October 25, 2019

Sloppy Swap

The act of defecating in someone’s asshole, then having your partner proceed to expel their bowels.

Do you want to get crazy tonight and sloppy swap with me?

by Gbeans February 25, 2020

kentucky swap

The act of lying about having to pee to cut in the line of the bathroom of a fellow bathroom goer that has to shit then proceeding to lock the door and shitting

Steve Kentucky swapped me and I almost shit my pants.

by Firecat087 November 28, 2015

swap ass

After taking a shit, you don't not manage to wipe all shit residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over shit residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap ass. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy ass butt sweat.

While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap ass, his left over shit residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.

by dezstbbinn March 12, 2009

Fart swap

I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?

Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.

by NxwHxme September 2, 2022

spit swapping

Kissing

My gf and I did some serious spit swapping in the bleachers yesterday.

by Mcirowave4097 April 27, 2016