School Bus Surfing

A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.

The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.

by Jay by the C January 16, 2007

fart surfing

The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.

It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.

To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.

by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009

surfing

Surfing is the most awesome sport in the world. those who dislike it just cant do it

surfing: nothing beats the feeling of catching a wave

by Emma1 October 29, 2005

Tube Surfing

When you ride the tube (The Underground) by standing in the aisle and and balancing without holding on for the purpose of fun and laughs and enhancing your skills.

Ai! It was a brilliant ride (Tube surfing) today! I picked up at Hammersmith and for an extra challenge rode eyes closed listening to The Futureheads on my iPod.

by Karen E October 24, 2008

pavement surfing

You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.

person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.

by Skankerchank May 22, 2005

parking lot surfing

Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.

I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.

by mechafroggie June 20, 2008

Serping

Verb - When an individual of a realtively high status, but not of a very high one thinks of himself as the king of the world. A serper makes himself the only high status figure cutting off every single other oponent to his easily gotten throne. A serper is also closely linked to being a dicktator.

Clout is serping us over.

by bookchin March 3, 2016