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what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025
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If first you don't succeed, try, try again

When a bitch leaves you on seen, you keep on harassing her until she finally gives in.
Trey: "Man, Stacey left me on seen. What should I do?"

Tristan: "If first you don't succeed, try, try again."
by Private Schools February 10, 2024
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The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.
Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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Hym "Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential but only as an analog to my schrodinger's death cult. Not actual reality. The thing he said? Isn't actually the case. He's blaming the wrong person for the child murders that unilaterally went do and to the extent that they persist you are just doing the weaponized schizophrenia THINKING THAT YOU ARE HOLDING WIERD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE when IN REALITY you're just being an uppity Nigger-faggot or whatever derogatory slur you Wan to call the people doing this. And then your daughter gets lit on fire because they did it to some guy who over time lose or had everything taken from him and then you go ahead and blame Hym because blaming Hym always works."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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