Lil stubb

My friend's extremely small penis, so small that it is barely visible to the naked eye, if visible at all.

Once you get a taste of lil stubb you can't get enough... ever

by AverageSizedStubb July 2, 2007

McKenzie Stubbert

A really hot man who writes music. A composer. Any person who is self-employed and writes music for a living. Anyone who wears trendy glasses while doing it.

Come on man, I just McKenzie Stubberted all day!

by Gwyndolyn Corlione April 14, 2010

stability

something nobody here has

"Julia has stability, she's married and takes cares of her monetary issues with grace. Julia is better than you."

by OhSnapItzOneDirection June 15, 2014

stubber

comes from the word stubby, meaning something short, you'd call someone stubber if they had a very small penis, or if you just want to take the piss.

'oi stubber have you bought that penis pump yet?'

by oi bastard April 19, 2009

STUBB protocol

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.

My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.

by Stubber June 11, 2006

Stubitch

A girl that no one can stand to be near.

Hey...shut up! Here comes the stubitch!!!

by Murda October 27, 2004

stubish

(n): A good longtime friend either male or female that just recently did something that pissed you off but not to the point of wanting to call them a stupid bitch.

Hey stubish, did you just drink my beer?

by Supreme Bish August 30, 2010