Exit Strategy

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.

Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!

by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009

Strategalific

When someone is plotting against the success of others.

Origin- Kat from VH1 Wedding Wars, 2011.

They decided to get all strategalific by planning to vote off other members in the game.

by UrbanDictators April 4, 2011

Stratevate

Mix of strategy and innovation

I wasn't able to figure out how to fix it so I stratevated that shit.

by Thebigcheese April 14, 2013

strategic weight

The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.

A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."

by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016

Stratefyre

Something is so cool that it's better that fire, its stratefyre. It's a giant compliment and it means something is cool or hip or amazing

That was such an awesome outfit she had on, it was stratefyre.

by Mjhiccup April 18, 2018

Strateoptimizationergy

A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.

You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

strawter dog

The art of making a Water Dog out of a common beverage straw.

"Man that Strawter Dog Billy made is a ripper"

by Pipes 4 Daze October 18, 2020