Screwdriver

Verb. To bang, or otherwise insert a penis into the vagoo in a rotational motion.

J.B.: "I would never let that guy screwdriver me"

by andross_dratch May 22, 2009

gas station screwdriver

The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.

Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.

by FatPappy December 2, 2010

Section 8 screwdriver

Vodka and orange soda

Damn bitch, taint nuttin to mix the vodka wit...... Awwww shit... Section 8 screwdriver

by chick wagon snatcher March 24, 2011

Golden Screwdriver

When some loses the screwdriver from their set, and their tool set now looks incomplete.

Guy1: "dude your missing a tool".
Guy2: "Yeah it was a screwdriver, THE GOLDEN SCREWDRIVER!".

by -robstar February 3, 2018

screwdriver

probably the best melee weapon in the world

"Gimme all yer money."
"Or what?"
"Or we're gonna knock you out."
"Then I'll stab you with my screwdriver..."

by KiillZEmAwll August 23, 2012

Skrewdriver

Fuck skrewdriver.

"Did you see that dude wearing the skrewdriver shirt at the Doll Hut get his shit rocked?"

"Yeah bro! I got it on video!"

by StonedCookie August 17, 2021

Electric Screwdriver

A variant of the traditional screwdriver, this cocktail is comprised of Orangina and vodka.

"What you drinkin' son? Another Red Bull and vodka?"
"Nah, man I'm a get an electric screwdriver. I gots a little bit of a cold I need to get over."

by Socal_Infidel November 6, 2008