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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
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Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019
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name starting with an N

Its a girl supposed to break boys hearts. When they get in a relationship finally, they are most likely to get cheated on.
name starting with an n = Natalie, Nicole and so on u gorgeous and loyal asf, but u will get cheated on
by lucemburk33we3 January 10, 2021
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Slouch Strafing

While performing a strafe jump, look up and down as fast/violently as possible to achieve maximum speed. It was discovered my jbird53916 and MadaComiix
"Doesn't your neck hurt from slouch strafing all day?"
by jbird53916 June 25, 2021
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names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20

Names with S gotta let ‘em Fuck the shit outta you. let em fuck whenever they want
names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20 let them fuck
by bigdjarret September 10, 2022
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MEN'struating

Hormonal changes in a Man(fluctuations in testosterone levels) that affect the mood of a man and trigger negative emotions such as anger and irritability.
The Crew Lead was MEN'struating and took it out on His subordinates by directly mentoring them.
by MacDaddy Stud October 11, 2023
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I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d August 30, 2015
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