Stoolied

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

by OniBee September 18, 2020

free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.

Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

stoopid

Having the quality of being really, really, really, stupid

That movie was so stoopid that it is spelled with two o's.

by Anthony Leong April 29, 2005

stooping it

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.

"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"

by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006

stoobid

what ur Asian mom says when you get 99 on a math test

O my gaww sting wan you fairrr duh test, wy u so stoobid , study som more study hadah aiyaaaa

by jack and jill was a good movie November 5, 2021

baby-stomping boots

A pair of boots that could sufficiently stomp on babies. Usually combat boots.

Danny: I love your Docs!
Nadia: Yeah, these are my baby-stomping boots.

by OlivieWolivie November 27, 2009