stool

1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.

2) An item commonly used in bar fights.

3) Fecal Matter.

1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.

2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!

3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.

by Brad Herrmann December 29, 2007

stoolsampler

another word for homosexual.

my friend told me that his brother was a stoolsampler

by ronpaul October 8, 2006

Stool Pusher

On of the homosexual prefrence who fucks one males asshole and thus pushes his shit back in his stomach rather then pooping it out

Will, your such a stoolpushing bitch.

by Please Killah October 21, 2003

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

Stool Jouster

Someone who gives anal

That guys a total stool jouster

by The Mastinter April 26, 2015