Stolas

Red smiley "banana" of yours.

This is a really bad time Stolas!

by JadePinsir November 8, 2020

grundle stiltskin

The process of putting on stilts and tea bagging a person standing up.

Alyshia was so drunk she got dizzy when she laid down so Bobby had her stand up so he could give her a grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

by Forgefelcher October 26, 2008

stole-off

To have caught somebody with a punch, so hard that they couldnt think straight.....

Man, he said somthing about my mama, so I stole off on him, in front of everybody.........

by Delisa October 2, 2003

black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV

dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

by lolz_burger December 13, 2012

stoat the ba'

Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.

Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"

by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

stoft

meaning a combination of stubble and softness. Usually used to described previously shaved legs with small hair regrowth that is not prickly, but soft.

She had stoft legs.

by Cassassy January 14, 2008