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Stitches

An extremely adorable female with bitchin' hair, who often picks her nose in public and gets away with it. Usually can be seen killing bitches and supermanning some hoes. She will pop a cap in the ass of many bitches. Also lives off of french fries and orange juice. Can also digest french whores.
Stitches is one bitchin' chick, yo.
by Carlitches January 24, 2008
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Switcheroo

When your driving somewhere with a friend and you decide to switch drivers without pulling over.
Sean: Hey dude, do you wanna drive now?
Jack: Ya sure, lets pull the switcheroo so we dont lose any time.
by bockree54 January 14, 2010
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switcheroony

when some jackass tries to pull one over on an unsuspecting person
the actress on that 70's show changed recently without any acknowledgement from the cast or crew of that show. they pulled the old 'switcheroony'
by saralicious December 3, 2003
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Stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.
"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"

or

"You two are so different but you're a totally stitched couple.
by Diva_Danae April 10, 2006
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snitchery

A stain-removing product used to get rid of stains using a magic wand.
Harry Potter wands are said to be the most effective.
Snitchery-Ditchery-Doo
and *poof* your stain has been removed.
by j.earle August 24, 2011
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stitches

(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.
S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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Switcher

A girl who has a very sensitive vagina that twitches every time your hand enters the area of her vagina.
Devin is the ultimate switcher. She twitches a ton every time i even put my hand in her pants!
by Long Lost Lover of You June 19, 2011
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