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Holiday Staredown

The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.
Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!

Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.
by SG16 January 1, 2010
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Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.
Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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steamed

The act of activating a game on Valve's Steam client.
by SpyderC November 19, 2010
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steamed clam

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.
I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.
by Sauron_Himself December 1, 2006
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Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.
Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!
by Derek February 4, 2004
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speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin
jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher
by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008
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steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.
Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!
by MerkXRTurbo April 15, 2008
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