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banana starfish

Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.

Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.
Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!
by Professor potassium October 6, 2017
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Starfish

Noun: A dead fuck. Someone who may lays there, doing nothing, during sex.
Marcus went and ate Denise's Mac N Cheese in the kitchen. Afterwards, while she was on top, Marcus just laid there like a starfish and allowed Denise to do all the work.
by footinmouth December 31, 2014
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chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to ones Anus. If you were to bend over, and look into a mirror you anus would appear to be in a brown, starfish shape.
d00d i totally fingered my chocolate starfish last night!
by Programmer01 January 13, 2008
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pink starfish

1. an asshole
2. Patrick, a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants that lives in Bikini Bottom and wears green and blue swim trunks on a regular basis. (Highly suspect connection to definition number one... maybe a joke being played on parents who let their kids watch this show?)
by Boonopolis April 25, 2005
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seattle starfish

It means when you stick your whole hand up a girls vagina and then open it.
Man i was so drunk i seattle starfished her and my hands were covered in goo.
by Marco Moya January 14, 2008
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holy chocolate starfish

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.
by Kate Applebottomjeans Nomnom August 16, 2010
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starfish love

Sex with Jenn was getting boring, so she let me give her some starfish love.
by Marty Choad June 23, 2005
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