by Barry love Rock and Roll June 1, 2014
Get the stand in the sunmug. 1)
- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.
2)
- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.
3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.
**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
- Used to describe ones state of mind.
- Can be said both in a positive or negative manner.
- One who is off-balance; so to speak.
2)
- Used to describe someone or something that is useless or purposeless.
3)
- In some cases it can be used to describe a person who is useless and at the sametime; mad.
**Originated in the Fylde area of Lancashire, England. Some believe Mr. M. Walolski first used it after leaving a nightclub in Blackpool.
1)
- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"
2)
An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".
3)
George W. Bush
- After a large consumption of alcohol and narcotics; one could describe themselves as being "Hat Stand" or "A Hat Stand".
- Legend has it that Mr. M. Walolski, whilst falling out of a nightclub door said, " For fucks sake, I'm a fucking Hat Stand!" Interesting as he had no hat and couldn't stand.
- "Watch out for him; he's a fucking Hat Stand! He'll kick-off if you just look at his beer"
2)
An Ant Farm is as useless as "A Hat Stand".
3)
George W. Bush
by Ali. P October 4, 2006
Get the Hat Standmug. noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.
Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
by Opalarmada October 6, 2011
Get the hamburger standmug. A characteristic that combines total badassery, big dick energy, and very high strength. Only the biggest chads are able to achieve stand power. One can not achieve stand power by seeking to achieve it. The characteristic itself seeks out the individuals worthy enough of it.
You see that guy over there? He is not a regular chad. No, no. His energy is so massive that he has achieved stand power.
by Starrav July 6, 2020
Get the stand powermug. by BigDNash January 24, 2019
Get the Helmet standmug. noun
A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.
The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in boyfriend
A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.
The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in boyfriend
Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013
Get the stand-in girlfriendmug. The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021
Get the Hooker standmug.