allergen statement

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

Mystery Stakeholder

A senior member of a team who hadn't been involved in the development of a project who then comes in and completely changes the goals or "doesn't like" something the entire team has worked toward and agrres with.

Jill didn't show the brief to her boss, a mystery stakeholder, and now after months of work - he's canceled it because he doesn't like the green color that was used.

by businessSlang September 16, 2012

Wank Statement

The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink

After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018

Brown Statement

Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers

"the earth is flat"

"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"

by Jyawn June 3, 2018

Tripod Statement

A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.

Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."

by Wee Knees June 14, 2019

Certification Practice Statement

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates

Certification Practice Statement, communal document Certification, authority, issuing, renewing, revoking,validating, Electronic,

by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013

staker

a gay person pretending to be straight; hence "straight faker"

Did you see him lookin at that guy? What a staker.

by cmarsh September 12, 2008