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Squidget

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.
"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"
by Damaen February 22, 2003
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The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.
"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
by Jaggajack October 24, 2007
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squidgy

squidgy, squidgy black
soft, oily cannabis resin
got any green?
Nope, but I I've got some squidgy?
by deadwood August 1, 2003
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squidgy black

its this black squidgey stuff yeh...
Peng shit.

kinda squidgy like :P
Customer: oi bruv, you got any Squidgy black?

Dealer: nah bruv, smoked all the Squidgy black.

Customer: Jokes man
by Lewie Lewie Lewie November 15, 2007
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squiggley

1. A really hot chick who flirts alot who is often a slut.
2. Fine looking piece o' ass that hangs out in bars and bus stations.
Tyler was looking to score a squiggly but ended up jerking off instead.
by Jimboozie October 14, 2003
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squidge

Someone left a towel in my bathroom covered in squidge, which I then violently rubbed on my face.
by Bloodysock June 29, 2009
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squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.
*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
by President_Choob June 6, 2009
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